.........bats trivia corner
bruce
- once hypnotized himself into forgetting that he was batman in order to keep his identity secret from a mind reader
- has a code word to ask superman for help because he has trouble saying he needs help. the word is banana muffin
- carries lollipops on his utility belt so that he can distract children during emergencies
- posts conspiracy theories online that bruce wayne is batman to make that theory seem crazy
- there are only 3 living kryptonians left, one of which is a clone, all of which speak english, but batman learned kryptonian anyway
- the us military often sends soldiers equipped with the latest technology to test it out by trying to beat and capture batman. the soldiers always return defeated
- once entered a burning building just to save a kid's cat
- once dressed up in every color of the rainbow to draw attention away from robin’s arm injury
- has a letterboxd. he likes old movies
- has plans for how to kill every single one of his teammates "just in case"
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dick
- he killed the joker once
- got shot in the head once and therefore developed amnesia, went by ric grayson, and joined a gang for a year. while bald
- his vigilante name comes from a kyrptonian legend told to him by clark.........
jason
- was straight A student, has stayed home from patrol to study before
- bookworm
- has a favourite gargoyle
- once caught damian attacking him using only his hips
- when he temporarily went to prison, he made the prison's suidide rate skyrocket
- collects coinds he finds in the street
- has kissed (or. been kissed by) damian's momtim
- tried to clone his dead best friend 99 times because he missed him as he was telling people he was coping with the grief well
- kissed said clone's girlfriend because they both missed him "the same way" (fag)
- invented a fake uncle so bruce wouldn't adopt him at first
- joined a terrorist organisation to prove that bruce wasn't dead (he was)
- met his future self and threatened to kill himself so the future self ceases to exist because he pissed him off
- tried to use his own last name as a vigilante name ("the drake")
- put on the batsuit and threatened to beat jason to death with a crowbar, again
- someone was suspicious he was red robin so he faked being shot and paralysed and having surgery and a year of physical therapy
- schedules his mental breakdowns into timeslots he knows he's free during so they don't "interfere with his work"
...vv......Kon-El, Conner Kent
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE SO864 VFEL
- AHHHHHHHHHH
- i love him so fucking bad man
